January 2009
109 posts
I don’t even like MGMT!! Hee hee.
This is amazing. And for the record, I hate the Get Work Done Troll as well!
Jams of the week:
Obsession of the day:
Nay, obsession of the year!
Here’s your weekly dose of my two favorite people- Jake and Amir.
I warned you... →
My friend John sent this link to me a few minutes ago.
Here’s what his email said:
“Kate, I just came across this website. I can’t believe I’ve never seen it before. I know you have a small fear of clowns… well, it’s time to conquer that fear baby! Look that asshole Spitzle in the eye and let him know who’s boss. Who am I kidding, you’re probably...
I wonder if Tic Tac Micha does birthdays?
I’ll just buy the little guy, keep him in my storage room, feed him funfetti cake crumbs and occasionally bring him out as a conversation piece.
In case of emergency... →
krazykt30: you have no idea how close i am to applying for a credit card, maxing it out on a plane ticket to england or something, and never being heard from again
krazykt30: or starting a band where we only play dive bars that give me free drink tickets
krazykt30: i am THIS close
PoorExample310: HAHAHA
PoorExample310: YESSSSSSSSS
krazykt30: the obvious problem being i don't play an instrument, but those are just details
PoorExample310: MINOR
krazykt30: i have the soul of a rock legend
krazykt30: but the hand/ eye coordination of a 4 year old
krazykt30: pre school failed me
“Immortal” Jellyfish Ages Backwards →
The Immortal Case of Benjamin Jellybutton!
chadsugg:
gregbrown:
robot-heart:
Scientists have just identified a 5mm-long jellyfish they call Turritopsis Nutricula, originally from the Caribbean but soon to be everywhere, which has the ability to “return to a juvenile state” after multiplying. According to the Smithsonian Tropical Marine Institute, this is the only known animal which is capable...
Obsession of the day:
Conde Nast Publications.
Mama wants a job there ASAP! Someone said something about an editorial assistant position and I came running with resume in hand and a smile on my face.
Take THAT Hachette!
Vacation time!! →
Obsession of the day:
Oh blueberry/pomegranate, you are the only thing that’s keeping me from jumping off a cliff this morning.
Needless to say, it’s a well deserved hangover. To sum it up in the most brief terms imaginable, karaoke and Heart’s Alone were involved last night. It wasn’t pretty but at least people laughed. I can’t be too sure, but I think the people who sit on their...
krazykt30: hahahaha you're like my fairy godmother, always whispering advice in my ear
PoorExample310: ACCOUNTING, ITS A GIFT.
krazykt30: i wonder if i can just forward my office phone to my cell and go shopping instead
krazykt30: its almost the perfect crime
PoorExample310: PROBABLY, YET SHOPPING IS COUNTER PRODUCTIVE TO PAYING BILLS
krazykt30: shhhhh
krazykt30: you're prettier when you're quiet
PoorExample310: LOL
PoorExample310: K, GO SPEND
krazykt30: dang! no. i'd get a guilty conscience.... whatever the hell THAT is
Jams of the week:
Vampire Weekend- Ottoman
Miss you Ezra!
I love...
Obsession of the day:
Good Old War- Coney Island
I totally creeped this from Johnny Minardi’s page, so shhh! No telling.
The harmonies in this video are mind blowing. That ALONE is serious talent.
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PoorExample310: the wynnnnnnnnnn
PoorExample310: the venetiannnnnnnnnn
PoorExample310: mandalayyyyyy
krazykt30: don't talk about it
krazykt30: its not suitable cubicle talk
krazykt30: its weekend talk
PoorExample310: haha
krazykt30: to discuss it now would be tragic
PoorExample310: im trying to enter a fantasy world where im not working overtime
krazykt30: i think thats why drown themselves in company bathrooms during their lunch break... talking about vegas when you can't have that instant gratification is just too much to handle
PoorExample310: hahaah
PoorExample310: cubicide
krazykt30: for example, if we keep talking about it i'm going to try to feed my own head through the fax machine
PoorExample310: photocopy my soul
PoorExample310: then shred it
“The air was soft, the stars so fine, the promise of every cobbled alley so great...”
– Jack Kerouac
This is the best email I’ve ever received at work:
I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car … and you know how you just get sooo stressed and life seems to get funny? Well, I could NOT believe it … he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, “I AM NOT HAPPY!” So, I look down...
Tee hee hee.
Webcams are fun. Last night the game was youtubing sound bits from old nintendo games and trying to guess which game it came from.
It’s antics like that which make me miss these fools. Terribly.
krazykt30: is it bad to take 5 alieve in 3 hours??
PoorExample310: no
krazykt30: i'm serious! i don't want to go into catatonic shock
PoorExample310: or have liver failure
krazykt30: or become spiderman
PoorExample310: ...?
krazykt30: ...it could happen...
Obsession of the day:
Scenic World by Beirut
If you have the means, I highly recommend downloading this song and playing it as loud as you possibly can. Some songs are better suited at an absurd decibel.
Honorable mention goes to Decatur by Sufjan Stevens, but that’s mostly because I’ve obsessed with Sufjan Stevens for the past billion years.
This has been making me laugh all day... →
I had one of the most vivid dreams of my entire life last night.
You were parked and clearly injured on the PCH, I was on the other side of the highway, and there were thousands of cars speeding in a fast assembly line between us. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t get to you.
