What I'm Traveling to This Weekend...

• Ashley: My design team is a pack of young stallions. You'll be very happy with your decision to come visit.
• Brandon: You had me at 'stallions'. Hey, are there any 'mos in this Patagonia group?
• Ashley: 'mos?
• Brandon: Jeez Ashley: ho-mos.
• Ashley: Ha! Got it. No, no 'mos, but a few "I can't believe he has a wife and kids", and a handful of lesbians.
• Brandon: Ah yes, the ol' "I can't believe it's not butt-er" type. Well you know those boys, they're just one Zima away from turning.
• Katie: ... Neither of you will ever know what it was like leaving this chat, and returning to find this conversation 2 hours later.