My boyfriend, Michael, and I broke up tonight. For lack of better sentence structure, I want to find the happiest couple in the world, and pull a Game of Thrones on them by putting their heads on a spike, Ned Stark style. Ok, for you non-extremeists, Maybe I just need to get drunk and sing TLC at a karaoke bar, or watch 10 Things I Hate About You and drink cake batter while wearing 2 day old underware and clutching a copy of Twilight. Whatever, the point is that life hurts too much to actually participate, but I did giggle at this exchange between my best friend, boba fett* and me. Giggle, cry, drink, cry, giggle. *fuck, ok, her name is Mel and the aforementioned nickname has never been used for her but it’s awesome, so start calling her that.

My boyfriend, Michael, and I broke up tonight.
For lack of better sentence structure, I want to find the happiest couple in the world, and pull a Game of Thrones on them by putting their heads on a spike, Ned Stark style.
Ok, for you non-extremeists, Maybe I just need to get drunk and sing TLC at a karaoke bar, or watch 10 Things I Hate About You and drink cake batter while wearing 2 day old underware and clutching a copy of Twilight.
Whatever, the point is that life hurts too much to actually participate, but I did giggle at this exchange between my best friend, boba fett* and me.
Giggle, cry, drink, cry, giggle.


*fuck, ok, her name is Mel and the aforementioned nickname has never been used for her but it’s awesome, so start calling her that.

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