Crapplebee's.

• Dad: your moms birthday is approaching and we need to think about a plan. I don't want her cooking that day, that's all I know.
• Me: well you guys should come out to the city. I think going someplace nice like Flour + Water speaks far more to the monuments of the love we bare for her than Applebee's in Vallejo.
• Dad: totally agree. No Applebee's.
• Katie: more like CRAPPLEbee's! ZING!
• Dad: ...
• Katie: it's moments like these when you're most proud of me, right?
• Dad: I was going to take the high road, but my instinctual response was to call it CRAPandPEEs. All I can say is you're most definitely a chip off the ol' blockhead.